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TopicSeattle to tax big business to fight homelessness.
samurai bandit
05/15/18 1:26:40 AM
#16
So build houses for people who dont want to work... so they can keep not working and god knows who will pay their utilities bills.. (more tax?).
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TopicI just got a 6 figure offer to work a position I have no experience in >_>
samurai bandit
05/15/18 12:48:54 AM
#23
While I'm totally against this from an ethics standpoint and hate people that do that. I acknowledge it is best for you (and people that do it) to just take the job, since your future managers are aware of your knowledge and probably they trust you will do your best at the job.

However some things you should really consider:
1- Can you see yourself giving 110% of you, until you actually master your new job? (Might be a couple of years)
2- Are you open to moving to a new place? Consider if the salary where you are moving is high or not wherever you might be moving.

If yes, then you could take the job.
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TopicWhy did my topic duplicate
samurai bandit
05/12/18 3:58:17 AM
#9
Maybe there is a clone of you that also posted once
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TopicI'm really regretting that 10:30 pm coffee
samurai bandit
05/12/18 3:52:07 AM
#8
It's coffee, not alcohol.
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TopicI'm really regretting that 10:30 pm coffee
samurai bandit
05/12/18 3:50:43 AM
#8
It's coffee, not alcohol
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Topicalmost quit my job today AMA
samurai bandit
05/11/18 2:36:41 AM
#13
I_Stay_Noided posted...
Ivynn posted...
whisky or whiskey?

if its scotch its whisky, otherwise its whiskey


Why is this bad?
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TopicTrump pushes for LEGAL immigration changes on 5 de mayo
samurai bandit
05/05/18 3:10:33 PM
#26
What happened to "only illegal immigrants will be afected"?
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TopicI'm going to read an academic book in order to prepare for a video game
samurai bandit
05/03/18 2:06:06 AM
#9
The video game of life
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Topicthat koala explosion gif has been run to the ground here, stop using it
samurai bandit
05/03/18 2:00:10 AM
#4
Darkrobotisback posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
E6WKVfY

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TopicExplaining "Plot holes" in Infinity War **MAJOR SPOILERS, SERIOUS**
samurai bandit
05/01/18 12:20:51 AM
#105
Why put some handles to open right where the blast of the star goes through? That doesn't make sense.

Why if Dr Strange can teleport, they had to reach Titan using a ship?

Why did Thanos do no easily just make everyone be split into pieces in the final fight like in his initial fight with Gamora/the guardians of the galaxy?

How/Why was Thanos guantlet damaged/semi-destroyed at the end?

Why did Thanos not simply go back in time and resurect his daughter? He can selectively rewind time for a single individual.
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TopicGirl cuts off her boyfriend's penis with rusty garden shears.
samurai bandit
04/30/18 4:17:32 PM
#98
UnfairRepresent posted...
They didnt find the video, I dont know what happened.


Is everyone ITT ignoring the above line?
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Topicis there a way to disable wifi but keep ethernet
samurai bandit
04/26/18 2:18:44 AM
#6
Then return it to xfinity and buy your own.

That way you won't pay their stupid renters fee plus you won't have their scummy practice of offering your Internet to other.

As far as disabling WiFi, google that as i don't have their modem
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Topicis there a way to disable wifi but keep ethernet
samurai bandit
04/26/18 2:13:39 AM
#4
Yes, instructions depends on the model
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TopicWhen I went poop as a kid I'd try to make a partial moon in the toilet
samurai bandit
04/26/18 1:10:41 AM
#3
ProfessorKukui posted...
:I
what happened to reading the back of shampoo bottles, like the normal kids?


This
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Topicfuck i touched the metal part of my heater with my toe and now it bURNS
samurai bandit
04/25/18 2:16:13 AM
#17
I didn't know cups had toes.
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TopicGoathief take your meds
samurai bandit
04/25/18 2:13:41 AM
#8
I believe you meant "Goatthief take your goats"
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TopicDid you miss LUE signups and currently have a user ID lower than 888113
samurai bandit
04/25/18 2:11:08 AM
#200
I thought my account was old, then saw this user id requirement and realized that's not true compared to others.

Makes me wonder what the avg age of users is in this topic
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TopicThis site's mods are becoming a joke. Warned for an offensive answer?
samurai bandit
04/24/18 11:04:26 AM
#35
Gamefaqs.gamespot doesnt allow fun.

I got modded because I created a topic about Jiren facts with a post containing Chuck Norris style jokes. Thats aparatenly trolling because my topic title was "serious" but my post not.

Couldn't dispute it due to it being a NKL but still it was my first moderation in like 10 years... such *******
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TopicApparently showering every 3-5 days isn't normal
samurai bandit
04/20/18 6:24:47 PM
#117
For those who shower everyday and think that others are crazy not to do the same. Do you wash your hands before and after going to the restroom? Do you wash your hands before and after eating anything?

Otherwise same logic can be applied to you too of "lol your too gross, disgusting"
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TopicWonder if CE can help me with this math problem.
samurai bandit
04/15/18 4:25:45 AM
#23
Is $1.10 with our without taxes? Were there any coupons or promotions applied with the purchase?

Perhaps the bat costs $2.15 and the ball $1.15. Plus 11% tax but with 70% discount gives you a total price of $1.10.
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TopicWTF...Google knows my phone number and I never gave it.
samurai bandit
04/10/18 8:49:09 PM
#2
If you use google crome browser, you gave it to them.

Chrome saves any phone/address AND credit card info you've entered in input boxes because why not or allegedly to make it easier to fill input boxes in the future

This happens across devices and not locally afaik
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TopicI saw a CEman on the news
samurai bandit
04/09/18 2:44:56 AM
#3
Bump
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TopicMy dad works for Microsoft so I get all the Android updates years before others
samurai bandit
04/08/18 5:38:14 PM
#11
UncleAtNintendo posted...
s0nicfan posted...
I'd think you would more value your uncle who works at Nintendo that tells you all that juicy news months prior to official announcements.

Well it does feel nice to be appreciated.


lol, saved topic
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TopicI saw a CEman on the news
samurai bandit
04/08/18 5:27:07 PM
#1
Congratulations on your new job @The_Doge


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TopicThe girl I like has got herself PREGNANT
samurai bandit
04/08/18 1:01:21 AM
#51
If she's pregnant then you can do it raw without fear... then when baby is about to come run.

Just a suggestion
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TopicMan has unprotected sex with his dog as a substitute for his deceased wife.
samurai bandit
04/07/18 2:57:15 PM
#5
Inb4....
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TopicMy gf is staying late at work again
samurai bandit
04/07/18 2:47:04 PM
#5
Letron_James posted...
Didn't know waifu pillows can get jobs


If you think about it, that explains why she needs to stay late
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Topic$50.000 but you have to listen to this song in it's entirety, in one sitting
samurai bandit
04/07/18 1:20:17 PM
#19
Ulyanyx posted...
both very different things, even if your intent was the former

You do realize different countries use different punctuation to separate numbers, right?
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TopicCYOA: You have a stick
samurai bandit
04/06/18 2:26:24 AM
#260
Eevee-Trainer posted...
@samurai_bandit

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/586631-aerial-assault/76290088

He saved it there seems like


Thanks so much! That board with different cyoas looks interesting
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TopicCYOA: You have a stick
samurai bandit
04/06/18 2:22:12 AM
#258
C

Also, TC did you by any chance saved the topic of the Slime cyoa you created a while back? I didn't finish reading it but it as awesome and would love to finish it
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TopicDoes it really rain a lot of Seattle/Oregon and is it always foggy?
samurai bandit
04/05/18 8:12:55 PM
#5
Yes, it doesn't rain a lot in actual water falling down. It is a tiny bit of rain 24x7x365

it does not actually rain 365 days but feels like it, there's some like 1 month of the year when you don't get rain
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TopicNeed help battling addiction
samurai bandit
04/05/18 8:10:04 PM
#14
juicebox4 posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
X4

What fucking wizardry is that


Tagged as qadruple wizard
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TopicDo I lose money if I take a 60 month loan and pay it off fast vs a shorter loan?
samurai bandit
04/05/18 8:07:14 PM
#4
Also depends on the interest rate.

Say 12 month has 1% monthly rate and 60 has 2%. You pay both at 12 months. Monthly payment $8.3usd

Assume your loan is 100 usd

First month interest for 12month loan would be $1 usd. So from yourmonthly payment you are paying $1 interest and rest toward what you owe. Example you would owe $92.7 usd after paying your fist month. After second month 85.33

In 60month loan your interest would be $2, after payment you would owe $93.7. After second month 87.27

Notice how much it varies due to the interest rate even if you pay them on the same time.

In this example 1%= 1 USD which is not much but depending on the loan amount and interest rate might be too much diference.

Tl;dr: Pick whichever interest rate is lower if you can afford both terms. If interest rate is the same and there is no prepayment penalty pick the longer term but pay it early. This gives you the advantage of should you run into financial difficulties you can pay the minimum without incurring on late fees.
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TopicHow many condoms do you go through in a single session with a girl?
samurai bandit
04/04/18 11:42:59 PM
#38
MFBKBass5 posted...
2 to 3 is normal, right?


Depends on how many times she challenged you to do the condom challenge
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TopicGiant Squid Spotted Near Tokyo
samurai bandit
04/02/18 11:02:00 PM
#20
AvlButtslam posted...
I wanna see something next to it for size comparison

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TopicPlaying slots AMA
samurai bandit
04/02/18 3:25:07 AM
#23
SiO4 posted...
"I haven't seen a server in hours"

I've heard that so many time.
Very often it's because people are so mesmerized by there game.


Stupid question.. are you expected to tip the servers? Regardless of you winning/losing
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TopicIs it perfectly normal to choose two different airlines for your trip?
samurai bandit
04/01/18 3:53:27 AM
#6
The only reasons to do it are:
1- Convenience
2- If it is cheaper than buying 2 separate tickets
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TopicShould I even both putting in a 2 week notice at my current job?
samurai bandit
03/31/18 4:11:21 PM
#11
Treat others like you want to be treated, just give them the notice. With some luck you'll be told not to bother going anymore if they really hate you and then you'll have some extra vacation days before you start your next job.
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TopicI don't like your girlfriend
samurai bandit
03/30/18 12:53:38 AM
#27
This topic went from "Wow that is dedication to create an account just to make this topic" to "Someone has too much free time, created multiple alt accounts and started talking with themselves"
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TopicCan you please explain to me why an 8 year old needs a smart phone
samurai bandit
03/28/18 11:18:13 PM
#23
If you don't have a phone at 8 then you are not "a cool guy" .

"Cool guy" = term used so that I don't get modded for the actual word.

I'm just guessing
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TopicJust signed my name to the title of my parents home and am now $500K in debt.
samurai bandit
03/28/18 11:04:53 PM
#9
KILBOTz posted...
Do you pay rent? Will you be responsible for part of the mortgage payment?


Congrats!

Also, did you actually "buy" the house (paid them some money/had to get a loan) or was it just a transfer (just inherited their loan but haven't paid anything yet)?
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TopicTimeless CE quotes
samurai bandit
03/28/18 10:55:39 PM
#102
LoganBlade1031 posted...
Kelystic posted...
Good luck guys, hope my guide helps

o_O


I guess incorrect topic?
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TopicJust lost a document with all my exam crib notes on.
samurai bandit
03/27/18 2:18:29 PM
#5
Cornmuffins posted...
Tell the professor your dog ate it.


A friend of mine, who is a professor, actually had his dog eat all of his students homework once... imagine the shame telling his students that the dog ate their homework
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Topicmy least favorite part about mexicans is the music
samurai bandit
03/25/18 9:13:27 PM
#36
It would be nice to specify which music you are refering to... it's not like "Mexican" is a music genre. There are lots of type of music made in Mexico that some Mexicans like and others don't. As pretty much is the case everywhere in the world. For example someone that dislikes Justin Beiber could say "The USA music is bad" which is not necessarily true as there different types of music...
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TopicHello, I am Berry the banana
samurai bandit
03/20/18 8:19:16 PM
#75
This topic is berry disappointing, need my dialy potassium jokes
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TopicNASA says they're unable to stop an asteroid heading for Earth in the year 2135.
samurai bandit
03/18/18 9:13:01 AM
#145
We should build a Wall against the planet and make the asteroid pay for it! (With its materials)
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TopicHello, I am Berry the banana
samurai bandit
03/18/18 2:28:08 AM
#59
This topic went bananas
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